Squirt

Weighting over ten feet tall,
Feet of clay, Head of gold,
Middle made of cannonballs,
Rumour has it swallowed whole.
Mineral without a soul, That's the story being told,
The estimated, Undefeated, Champeen, Of the world.

Big yet unfamiliar, Think bigger than the biggest bar,
Think big that's only half as large,
Bigger, better, twice as hard,
Outsized, extra large, Velocity very fast,
Bigger than the closest star,
Bigger than the motor car.

Quick, quiet, confident, Comfortable, permanent,
Undisputed, every tense, Not a trace of what went left,
Unparalleled success, Everybody, V.impressed.