No Fool Boletus

(chang chang the alligator man ding dong get the stimulator on)

he got the glory hand
he got the glowing motor
above the swirling sand
behold his flailing rotor

it's his forensic eye
he gonna look at you with
sees the cluster-fuck
that with any luck
you had nothing to do with

there is a teak-hard law
to do with weight and motion
it has a mass and a gravitas not blurred by emotion

the unexamined life
isnt worth the candle
the organ whines and grinds when the monkey's working the handle

you can't sheathe the mind
no fool Boletus
in the heaving light
you can't Fool Boletus
No Fool Boletus

among the drifting spores
Boletus sees you coming
and his tremendous jaws set all the wires a' humming

He sees the fuming lie
and has the will to smite it
if there is a wrong here in this song he will not fail to right it

got the rage tonight
(you can't fool Boletus)
motor skill delight
it don't fool Boletus)

all the rubble so bright
it don't fool Boletus
ratchet it up and ride
no Fool Boletus

(chang chang the alligator man ding dong get the stimulator on)

now the skies on fire
and all the lights are moving
and everything's for hire
and nothing is improving

let's all shovel and shine
now the World's distended
(the focus group won't mind it keeps it open ended)

got the rage tonight
(you can't fool Boletus)
motor skill delight]
it dont fool Boletus
all the rubble so bright
it dont fool Boletus
ratchet it up and ride
no Fool Boletus