Absurd

King kong in Cannes, On a date with Spiderman,
Dan Dar's sitting there, scared by the killer teddy bears,
Down town Mini Mouse, Is slippin Micky's in the famous grouse,
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Judge Dredd found dead, Face down in Snoopy's bed,
Outside Tweetie pie's, getting itchy on more supplies,
Meanwhile Snow White, Gets ready for work tonight,
Turning tricks with crystal tips, trying to make the best of it's absurd,

Puppy dogs and pussy cats, In suspect suicide attacks,
Captain Kirk from planet earth, Fights it out with Papa Smurf,
Some phoney little ponies, preying on old and lonely,
Making friends robbing them, The X Men taught them everything,

Betty Boop tired of life, took vows became a bride of Christ,
While Tin Tin's been playing, At Caesar's palace live on ice,
Babar Kumbayahs With the mighty morphin movie stars,
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